Common Thoughts |
Well...My name is Lou |
| Teacher: | Why did you not study? |
| Me: | A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. |
bet it was worth it
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| me during shower time: | What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now? |
| me almost falling asleep: | I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe |
| me during the day: | how do I spell house? |
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| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
Super Bass - Google Translator
L M FA O THE FUCKING CHORUS IS WHAT KILLED ME
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